Lisa won't work for me

[Autistic Spectrum]

not that i would ever hire her

[Autistic Spectrum]

- looks at lisa's job appliaction

so you can either walk a high wire or molest middle schoolers?


is it possible for you to do both at the same time,,, what i'm asking is do you think you could molest a middle schooler on a tight rope?

[Autistic Spectrum]

[steveyos YOLO]

Why would she need to work when retards on this forum buy stuff for her

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

i was always under the impression you were unemployed dp since you post here all day

[Autistic Spectrum]

tell your dad to give me a job, put me to work ruby's sisters wife

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

just come to canada you can take your pick we have lots of jobs we even have some entry level office assistant jobs the person who used to do that job went on forums and okcupid all day so you would fit in!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

i do like telling others what to do, after i figure things out, but i don't like actually doing them, keep that in mind when you talk to your dad for me

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i am not really an entry leval sort of dude, i need 6 figures to even get up in the morning,,

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

then i would recommend the commercial side of things, or the real estate they make decent money i think maybe though they are all just flashy and in crazy debt but selling new houses is easy people are dumb they love new things

i think dp dropped his soldering iron in the toilet this morning

[Autistic Spectrum]

i make alot of money because i am smart and can figure out problems pretty fast, in a go go bussiness environment and i tell dumb people exactly what to do ,, it's called being smart and not stupid,,,

also i would like to note Garfield is the lisa's babysitter accoutn

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

what do you do dp?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i work in IT liek the rest of the people on rubynet,, either you are on welfare or work in IT, there's no middle ground here

[Genital Doli]

IT wrorkers of ruby net unite,,

[Genital Doli]

lol

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

so you work in a call centre?

[timmy]

so you work in a call centre?

made my day

[timmy]

its too late now too old to turn back

[Autistic Spectrum]

hahaha no i am top teir IT ok, i sling code all day

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

2 much java 2 handle

[Autistic Spectrum]

call center lol, i would shoot myself in the head

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

you wouldnt be able to afford a gun to shoot yourself in the head with

[Autistic Spectrum]

once and a while if some werid bug happens or it get's escalated so far up the chain, that i have to talk to a person to see what's going on, you know they've made it to the end, of the line like that scene in the matrix where neo talks to the guy in the source room,,,, if i can't fix it or find it, your fucked cause i architected it,,

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

mrs pac man

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

we have a pac man machine in the office it is really cute and you like those old clunky games cause you are older

[Autistic Spectrum]

we have a pac man machine in the office it is really cute and you like those old clunky games cause you are older

http://www.jammaboards.com/store/pac...plete-kit.html

get that you can play 60 games on it

[Autistic Spectrum]

plugs right into the harness an idoit could install it in 10 mins

[Autistic Spectrum]

they u can play some donkey kong

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

i will show my dad it though