The adventures of pluggys penis

[Moonman]

every morning cag wakes up and looks at the picture of my penis for 15 minutes, "don't worry, i'll figure out a way to win you over", before logging on the forums to try to flirt with me but she cant figure out how to so instead she just insults me to try and get me to notice her .. then she cries herself to sleep at night "why cag WHYYYYY, WHY DO YOU INSULT HIM AND END UP PUSHING HIM WAY" then she hits herself and drinks herself to sleep the end

[always stevey]

Pluggy is cornered on the troll forum.. he sees a post aimed at embarrassing cag and latches onto it like lisas teet

[Moonman]

and i'd totally latch on to lisa's teet, her breasts are amazing and beautiful, yours are like... sharp bumpy pepperonis that could juice an orange

[Moonman]

*yawn*

[always stevey]

It has a gross red ring around it and looks infected. Soap is a foreign concept to pluggy.

[Moonman]

girls tell me i have the perfectly shaped cock