you have saddened me m0nde

[steveyos]

I had a dream last night where I was sitting at a table with Brandon Routh and some other guys and he asked me "what would m0nde do with a handful of chocolate buttons" and this guy I went to school with said "you mean other than lure kids with them?" which was the joke I was thinking of and I said "if he held them too long they'd melt and then he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the chocolate and his skin" and everyone laughed and then I said "and then the palm of his hand would match the color of the rest of him for the first time in his life" but then Aziz Ansari was there and he showed me the palm of a pakis hand is brown like the rest of him and its just niggers that have white palms and I felt so disappointed I made a bad joke I woke up

earlier in the dream my sister was making out with her female friends in my bedroom while I just sat there jerking off, but then I left for some fuckin reason to go talk about m0ndes skin tone with c-list celebs