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    oh girl who works at mcdonalds 
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    when will you notice me?
    why dont you wear your name tag, is it because of other creeps like me?
    you hand me my food
    i dont even like shitty mcdonald french fries
    i would rather eat your ripe vagina after 8 hours of cooking
    you look so innocent smiling
    i would fuck you slow mo
    then in a stand and carry position
    mcdonalds girl you will never know how i feel....
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    is it her first job is she 13
    *call centre crew*
    *hate talking to people crew*
    *get abused for a living crew*
    *sexually harassed by hot women crew*
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    Quote Originally Posted by fjs wins again View Post
    is it her first job is she 13
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    when will you notice me?
    why dont you wear your name tag, is it because of other creeps like me?
    you hand me my food
    i dont even like shitty mcdonald french fries
    i would rather eat your ripe vagina after 8 hours of cooking
    you look so innocent smiling
    i would fuck you slow mo
    then in a stand and carry position
    mcdonalds girl you will never know how i feel....
    You should give her that as a weird poem.
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    i want to give mcdonalds girl a mcflury
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    my love is deeper than a large french fry
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    you should tell her you have cocaine I heard it works to get strippers to blow you
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    my love is deeper than a large french fry
    That is pretty deep breh.
    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    like everyone else here, cghris hughes originated as an extraneous growth on a faggottree in the Unfunny Forest, aka the land of image macros, then he died, became deadfall, clocked The Last Good Poster on his dome on the way down, and tumbled into the river of obsolescence, which empties into the sea of "reject forums" and then he whirled down the whirlpool of self-hate and washed up as worm-eaten driftwood on the beaches of this place.
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    are you kidding? are you fucking kidding? french fries ar eth eonly thing good at mcdonalds.

    why the fuck do you even go there for the fake pickel flavored chicken sandwiches or the cardboard burgs?
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    lol
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    dude just ask her on a date / casual fuck / coffee, cake and sex
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    Excuse me miss, but you accidentally left the super-sized hug out of my order.
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    "can I have a large coke and your phone number"

    corny but I've seen it work
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    i ordered quick "filet-o-fish", yearning for that big mac flavored kiss.
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    so you'd go there even if she stores old french fries inside her vagine?
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    my fav fast food is in'n'out burger
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    pick up lines never work, it's all about how confident you are in how you present yourself initially. Don't pretend to be someone you're not and you'll be alright.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elezzzark View Post
    my fav fast food is in'n'out burger
    My favorite is McDonalds, I love their McGelt.
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    ruby should to write her a poem about veganism and bargar keng

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    see, you guys are so much smoother than me
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    "can I have a large coke and your phone number"

    corny but I've seen it work
    that will never work (im gonna try it)
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    Stomple you don't strike me as the kinda guy who's had too much with the ladies, let alone McDonalds
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    i want to go there now just to look at her
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    Quote Originally Posted by boobz View Post
    My favorite is McDonalds, I love their McGelt.
    Eat Koalas shit from inside of your trumpet
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    Lol why 8s this bunped
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    pick up lines never work, it's all about how confident you are in how you present yourself initially. Don't pretend to be someone you're not and you'll be alright.
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    What ha ppened ti McDonald's girl rooty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camoron View Post
    What ha ppened ti McDonald's girl rooty
    nothing lol, she wouldnt talk to me
    very interesting looking though she was like arab with freckles, really cute
    why did u bump this ughh
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    damn bro she wouldn't talk to you? Isn't she required to as an employee lol
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