does this look brown to you?

[www.whatthefuck.com]

yeah you want her to spread her pussy lips so she can be "humiliated", surely lisa is a step up from your grandma wife lmao

not in a million years in my eyes, grandma wife has these redeeming qualities which make her far more desireable than lisa:

1, far prettier face
2. speaks at a normal speed
3, doesnt smoke weed and post on the internet 24/7
4, can make dishes more complicated than dry cat food in a bowl and cup 'o tea
5. tits big enough to make a midget
6, hair is clean
7, even having been a college freshman in the early 80's has never had so much as a fever blister, 100% clean girl parts
8, not a psycho
9, doesn't stalk me
10, can not get pregnant
11, doesnt care if i smoke the last bowl or drink the last beer since she doesnt really do either one
12. keeps a can of glade handy to cover up my farts
13. is smart....

[always stevey]

a freshman in college when you were a kid. *shudders*