Hello homeland secerity, there's a lady coming here from penguin island Australia, to have sex with real life Shrek

[steveyos]

hello homeland security I would like to report a BONER

[steveyos]

oh man it would be perfect, not modern day me but me in two months all ripped and stuff, two perfect hot dudes, the camera work would be flawless, the lighting, the setting, the sound, all of it, every last detail the shadows cast off the miniature Christmas deocrations on the table, the scenery outside the windows of the fjs mansion, deer rummaging about in the background

hello homeland security I would like to report a BONER