Hi mom and dad I met a middleaged woman on a troll site who would masterbatr on cam for all the guys and have severe mental breakdowns. We are in love and the best part of it is that she's carrying my child lmao
You forgot the part when shermies mom and dad overhear their first "MUHWAHAHAHA VERNOOKER WAREZ MY $25,000!!!!" screamed from behind the bedroom door, "oh that's lisa's pedophile uncle pat aka bubble" "he's a hacker".