I blame rootbeer for being a stupid fuckin virgin faggot who has to pay some nasty whore money to come and fuck him. Idk why he didn't just post an ad on craigslist begging the ugliest and most desperate local whore to come fuck him because it would be a lot cheaper than paying the ugliest and most desperate australian woman to come and do it
Jihad Josh speaker of facts and absolute truth ^
Originally Posted by steveyos
I hope lisa comes to America, meets up with rootbeer, and things go great and they get married and actually end up a perfectly normal healthy married couple forever
Steve Yelle comedic savant ^
tldr: Die lisa Die! and take your shriveled dick boyfriend with you