That's nothing, when I was in middle school (7th grade I think) I had a teacher who was a real cunt, the only people who liked her were the super fuckin nerds who did nothing but kiss her ass for grades. After she gave a test that like half the kids in class failed, me and two other guys decided to do something about it. One of us lured her out into the hall and I shoved her down from behind and then another kid stabbed her with a utility knife when she was down and then me and the stabber kid ran off.
She didn't get a look, so we didn't think we were gonna in trouble, but some faggot saw us and ratted us out and we all got expelled and had to take the year over at a different school. It was fuckin gay, she didn't get that hurt and couldn't have (it was just a little utility knife!).
Needless to say, we fuckin stomped the fag that ratted on us so at least there was some justice in the whole situation. Wish I would've had a dad as cool as John Tayler did.