rootbeer is my irl boyfriend.

[maks]

That's nothing, when I was in middle school (7th grade I think) I had a teacher who was a real cunt, the only people who liked her were the super fuckin nerds who did nothing but kiss her ass for grades. After she gave a test that like half the kids in class failed, me and two other guys decided to do something about it. One of us lured her out into the hall and I shoved her down from behind and then another kid stabbed her with a utility knife when she was down and then me and the stabber kid ran off.
She didn't get a look, so we didn't think we were gonna in trouble, but some faggot saw us and ratted us out and we all got expelled and had to take the year over at a different school. It was fuckin gay, she didn't get that hurt and couldn't have (it was just a little utility knife!).
Needless to say, we fuckin stomped the fag that ratted on us so at least there was some justice in the whole situation. Wish I would've had a dad as cool as John Tayler did.

[Autistic Spectrum]

bunch of jealous fucktared bushpigs itf, no cool cat meme's or child porn bring back parentweisnis cat

Plz be my friend lisa I love u actualy and don't hate you

the smurfs 3 coming soon

[Autistic Spectrum]

if an ostrich was exercising would he be ostracized

[steveyos YOLO]

doli keep asking lisa to be your friend. you are a desperate little smurf

That's funny you of all people calling anyone desperate when you fell in love with some homeless woman online, you make life choices around her and you've never even met her.

I wish I was gay enough to know what is going on

[Autistic Spectrum]

I wish I was gay enough to know what is going on

rootbeer fell in love with lisa, they have never meet irl before but in a month they are moving in together and having a millon babies!!!!

rootbeer thinks everyone here is super jelous and has been spazzing out for a good month at least,

he is of course right about me i am super jealous lisa's a really great girl lmao

rootbeer fell in love with lisa, they have never meet irl before but in a month they are moving in together and having a millon babies!!!!

rootbeer thinks everyone here is super jelous and has been spazzing out for a good month at least,

he is of course right about me i am super jealous lisa's a really great girl lmao

I wish a hot forum girl would want to move in with me ://

rootbeer fell in love with lisa, they have never meet irl before but in a month they are moving in together and having a millon babies!!!!

rootbeer thinks everyone here is super jelous and has been spazzing out for a good month at least,

he is of course right about me i am super jealous lisa's a really great girl lmao

less than a month actually
i cant fucking wait, lisa is the best thing to happen to me in a long time

[UofLCardfan08]

less than a month actually
i cant fucking wait, lisa is the best thing to happen to me in a long time

VIRGIN ^

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am actually happy for rootbeer, i am terrified for him at the same time because its lisa, but it's good to have a girlfriend to cook u stuff,do your launrdry and s your d

[Autistic Spectrum]

you never know tho, lisa might get to america and have to be around another acutal person for a while and be normal??? it could happen maybe, possibnley, i bought a tickect for the 250 dollor mega milloins i cold win that, u never know what can happen,

[UofLCardfan08]

you never know tho, lisa might get to america and have to be around another acutal person for a while and be normal??? it could happen maybe, possibnley, i bought a tickect for the 250 dollor mega milloins i cold win that, u never know what can happen,

better odds at winning the lottery, gotta pay to play

now compare the financial investment of both scenarios, at least you know the state will pay out in full

[steveyos]

i am actually happy for rootbeer, i am terrified for him at the same time because its lisa, but it's good to have a girlfriend to cook u stuff,do your launrdry and s your d

wait lisa's gonna start doing laundry?

[Autistic Spectrum]

she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

the apartment has a jacuzzi. i probably wont fit in it tho :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

i built in a hottub on my roof deck it was a super bitch cause i had to add a bunch of supports, i used it once to test if it burned people after i ran the electric, everyone else uses it all the time tho, i bathle in the lake go out there in the moring, with my bar of ivory soap,, and let teh 80 year olds that live around me get an eyefull

[steveyos]

she'll do laundry, clean the house, cook dinner,, hose down the blow up bathtub once a month

are you sure about this or do you mean she'll do it in second life

[steveyos]

even then though

[Autistic Spectrum]

she said she lived with a guy for like 4 years before, and was gonna marry him, she also does not seem super high maintaince either, give her a pound of weed a week and 5000 tea bags a month and she will be happy

[steveyos]

I'm sorry but I just can't picture her doing anything

[steveyos]

I'm sorry but I just can't picture her doing anything

i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

[Autistic Spectrum]

im still hoping this is all just some troll they planned over skype

[steveyos]

if lisa has any secrets worse than what we all already know, she's literally satan

[Autistic Spectrum]

i wonder if rootbeer and lisa have been completely honest with each other and arent hiding some gross secrets

rootbeer maybe, but lisa's an open book,

[Autistic Spectrum]

ask lisa anything what std's she has, how many inches her babysitters dick was, she will awnser

[Autistic Spectrum]

zhe posted her a picture of her std test results lmao