rootbeer is my irl boyfriend.

i built in a hottub on my roof deck it was a super bitch cause i had to add a bunch of supports, i used it once to test if it burned people after i ran the electric, everyone else uses it all the time tho, i bathle in the lake go out there in the moring, with my bar of ivory soap,, and let teh 80 year olds that live around me get an eyefull

i hate hot tubs, i keep my nuts at exactly 95 degrees for maximum testosterone production