you'd be surprised how untrue that is I literally just entertain myself everything I do it's to entertain myself, it's not my fault everyone is also entertained by me I hate people so much


my favorite person on earth is my oldest niece she was over here today hardcore mode terrible twos getting in the way while I was trying to bench press an djust being so fucking terirlbe but I thought it was the funniest shit I don't even get mad I would be an amazing dad as long as no fucking diapers I just can't do it it's too gross