rootbeer owns a house in the most rural of areas(a swamp) of a US state

[Autistic Spectrum]

spolier alert, lisa will move back home alone never to return to america carrying rootbeers child, then take out child support on him and he will be paying for her steam games for the rest of his life

[www.whatthefuck.com]

Because mommy and daddy are not overly receptive to his importing a whore from another county halfway around the world. The whore will not be shacking up in moms house (mom is involved with the church). ...nope no whores will be living under the same roof...