pat loves lisa why else would he doxXx rootbeer? bubble xD

[maks]

yup I kinda figured rootbeer was just gonna completely ignore the facts man this is really really sad and I feel really bad for him

loneliness and desperation are some p powerful emotions

[always stevey]

loneliness and desperation are some p powerful emotions

dude the oh wait I was gonna talk about my loneliness levels but I've never been desperate so yeah you're right

[always stevey]

all the girls I've ever been in love with have been amazing I guess like you have to settle for your level but rootbeer didn't seem bottom-tier I figured he'd get a pretty nice girl but I guess he doesn't wanna wait I guess I fucking can't stand seeing this happen to him

[maks]

all the girls I've ever been in love with have been amazing I guess like you have to settle for your level but rootbeer didn't seem bottom-tier I figured he'd get a pretty nice girl but I guess he doesn't wanna wait I guess I fucking can't stand seeing this happen to him

he could get a nice girl but lisa was easy and came onto him and didn't force him to make the moves she just showed him her vagina and said here come take it what more can an insecure inexperienced guy ask for

[always stevey]

we really should just get on the kangaroo jack bandwagon

[maks]

the problem with nice girls is they don't approach you and they don't make all the moves for you and that's why nerds always end up with skanks or fat chicks