Now my family:

Mom: Her profile picture is of her and my dad. she kind of looks retarded because she's not looking directly into the camera. i suspect whatever autism i have comes from her. her cover photo is of a cat shadow in front of a beach. i think it's key west's cat show and it's a pretty good shot for one she took. my retarded second cousin responded saying that it looks beautiful. he's the fucking man, i should make a thread solely about him.

Dad: My sister made his account so his profile pic is of her and him. his cover photo is of nothing. he keeps a facebook to rant about how retarded people are. someone responded with a picture from when he was 13 and in a photo both with a couple bitches sitting on his lap. what a bro.

Brother: His profile picture is a sepia selfie of him at Bonnaroo in front of our tent, wearing hipster sunglasses. it'd be douchy if it wasn't a better shot but it works because it came out well. his cover photo is a shot i took while we were in las vegas for his 21st birthday. it's from the balcony of some hotel, aimed at Paris Paris. my uncle knew someone to get us tickets for a shins concert and we watched from some corporate suite. we also met the band before the show and i made them laugh because i'm cool.

Sister: Her profile picture is of her with her best friend. they're both at least 7s so you faggots would probably lose a limb to sniff their panties (21 years old). her cover photo is of feeny and cory from boy meets world in a wacky situation.