SAN ANDREAS FINALLY ON MOBILE NOT PAYING 7 BUCKS WAITING FOR SALE BUT YESSSSS

[always stevey]

they won't expect a dude in a white bronco


I sincerely feel bro team is the greatest game reviewer of all time, wow, yeah not getting gta5 even when it comes out for pc I'm not even letting anyone buy me it

[maks]

Hi I'd like to buy your $600 machine that has worse graphics than a computer and I'd like to rely on slow and easily broken optical media in 20fucking14 and I'd like to pay a monthly fee for the privilege of playing online please give me an xbox

[always stevey]

I don't even have a cd rom drive in my computer

[always stevey]

everyone's like get a ps4 I'm like lol




you don't need sound for that

[always stevey]

let me build a computer that can run a literal vehicle crash simulation softbody physics on max fucking settings then go out and buy a piece of shit fucking little kid faggot bitch gay fucking cock box to put my fucking weird al cd's in and stream netflix oh fuck yes

[always stevey]

can't wait until my console's ram gets outdated SO I HAVE TO BUY A WHOLE FUCKIN NEW CONSOLE FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[always stevey]

oh yeah that's also why I'd prefer san andreas on my tablet, if I'm gonna have a consoleI'm just gonna use my nexus 7 as a console it's better than any ohter console it doesn't need a fucking cd rom drive either