Johnny Joestar: die
Skunk: sup
Johnny Joestar: die
Skunk: nah
Johnny Joestar: you're evil by nature
Skunk: guess what, i got laid, im going to have many babies
Skunk: spread my seed
Johnny Joestar: prove it
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Skunk: you want to watch my homemade amateur gonzo porno
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Skunk: the females crave my alpha cock
Skunk: they covet my alpha cum and make the betas raise my offspring, unbeknownst to them
Johnny Joestar: I've seen your penis, not alpha
Skunk: pffft 7 inches
Skunk: alpha enough
Johnny Joestar: 7 inches not enough alpha
Johnny Joestar: the true alpha is 8 inches
Skunk: well if i lose some weight and eat my red meat and brocolli, im sure i can get an extra inch in there
Johnny Joestar: red meat, no
Skunk: red meat makes your pee pee bigger
Skunk: and you get big boners