Sherman's EXPECTATIONS (losing his virginity)




"I'm not opening my door on thursday or I'm not going to be there

I'm not going to be with Rootbeer because he doesn't understand me and he's going to be a lot happier with a woman who will always just tell him exaactly what he wants and not what is the truth.

This was bound to happen though, it's me after all, of course everything was going to fuck up and I was going to be sitting in the corner with my cat and the blinds drawn until I die."





Sherman's REALITY (inflatable tub for 1 and a keepsake parting gift "lifetime of HERPES")


fugly lisa is not leaving her government funded life, she told you so long before you got on the plane. Sherman you are the most pathetic virgin retard on this entire planet, ask your friends, ask your family members, ask anyone on this site... you are pathetic and all you have accomplished is make MikeB.erg the second most pathetic pos on this site.

Question: how many dollars have you completely thrown away chasing an old whore half way around this planet? more or less than $5000