SHERMAN RICARDS

[Chronic Munchies]

lisa shut up we're talking about stompleb right now

lol

*sigh*

bye

[timmy]

lisa i know i usauyll dont asy this, but youre a pretty lady.. and rootbeer.. hes a handsome man... make the babies together and move to USA, its a very nice country filled with very accepting xenophobic peoples, please... think of howgood it would be to live there, gve it some thought rootbeear can provide you with all the diamonds in the world... dont you want to have chhidlren BEFORE you go through menopause?

what are you like 50 years old you dont havem mmuch time hurry up and get engaged to rootbeer and have children HURRY UP YOURE A TICKING BIOLOGYICAL BOMB QUICK POP OUT SOME SONS AND DAUGHETRS PORNTO DONT LET STOMPLE NEAR THEM

[maks]

also if you insist on staying here make your own account for fuck's sake if you're going to bitch about rootbeer and expose him as the desperate recently devirginized shut-in we already knew he was then at least have the decency not to do it on his alt

[maks]

fuck what is wrong with people

[timmy]

lisa i am not joking when i say this.,
rootbeer is the best thing you will ever get, ever, hes like half your age, he still uhh.. have money to feed you. hes got big arms... he plays minecraft and hes the best thing that will actally settle down with you...

look beside all the controlling and rigidness it is to be with him... its the last chance you have to procreate.
ROOTBEER IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE NO ONE ELSE WILL TAKE YOU HURY UP

[timmy]

leave australia, and dont come back

[maks]

lisa i am not joking when i say this.,
rootbeer is the best thing you will ever get, ever, hes like half your age, he still uhh.. have money to feed you. hes got big arms... he plays minecraft and hes the best thing that will actally settle down with you...

look beside all the controlling and rigidness it is to be with him... its the last chance you have to procreate.
ROOTBEER IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE NO ONE ELSE WILL TAKE YOU HURY UP

lisa and rootbeer are incompatible he needs to always be in control because he is insecure and lisa cannot be controlled because she is batshit insane

[timmy]

he needs to put on his kunckledusters and teach her, break her in a little

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty is more insane than plug drugs

[timmy]

at least hes got money, plug drugs is dirt poor like a nigger in africa

[maks]

rootbeer is about 4 or 5 random bar hookups away from realizing that women are actually just people and it's not that hard to talk to them or get them to sleep with you

[maks]

he copuld swing the other way though, buying a guy fawkes mask and a pillow shaped like the magical alien schoolgirl demon from mitsubishi no honda suzuki

[maks]

this is a turning point in young rooty's life and as his elder I will be there to guide him. unless he randomly flips his shit on me like he does sometimes, in which case I'll just make fun of him.

rootbeer its ok man. you can come here and bunk with me. you can read my messages and yell at teknorat when he tries to talk to me. come be with friends

stompleb banned for causing trouble

[timmy]

[maks]

stompleb banned for causing trouble

thank you

[UofLCardfan08]

I like how I have not said one bad thing about Sherman and believe me there is a whole lot of shit I could be saying. How out of respect for him I have kept my mouth shut but it didn't matter because he was talking shit about me to everyone.

Apparently I'm a fat bitch who's taking all his money and talking to teknorat all day.

I didn;t drive and go pick him up from the airport and have him stay at my house for over 2 weeks while he acted like a total jerk to me.

I was very clear about everything before he came, but first of all he wanted me to go there , he got an apartment even though I told him noyt to get an apartmemnt for me, he did anyway (he now hangs this over my head, all this shit I told him not to do that he decided not to listen to a word I said and do what he wanted anyway, I mean what are my feelings in all this anyway huh? Surely only Rootbeer has feelings here.... so after organising all of that he turned around and decided, no, that he was comming straight here with 2 days notice, yet I was very clear, he was comming to visit and MEET me, stay a couple of weeks and then go home and we'd go from there, But he came here and started telling me he wasn't going to leave, trying to pay for everything and give me money, give me diamonds when I told him 20 times I didn;t want anything big, I literally haven't spoken to anyone else the whole time he has been here, the couple of times teknrorat has messaged me rootbeer has jumped all over and all over me, he has literally answered my phone when it rang and screamed abuse, he answers the only messages I get from anypone, I'm not kidding, I literallky go hang out the washing or something and he jumps up and goes read my messages, none of which I was hiding anyway but he is well out of line to be doing that anyway. I have been 100% honest with him. I have wanted to say a LOT of shit about him, about how much of a psycho jerk he is actually being and I haven't out of respect yet there he is telling everyone I'm a fat bitch using him for his money. I have told him twice now this isn;t working. I have bent over backwards to take care of him but his bullshit is too much.... in the middle of the night when he gets up and decides it's bullshit hour where he makes up all kind shit I actually have never said to him, craps on about teknorat, some guy who I haven't even met FFS and cries at me... and this is every fucking day. Want to talk about somnething at a reasonable hour? Nope sorry. He doesn't want to talk about it now, only at 2am when you are just trying to go to sleep. I tell him I need space, I don;t get it. He is not here now he has gone to a hotel for a night and I can have what is basically the only time I've had to myself since he got here.

You're all fucking idiots if you think ANYONE would look after someone better than I have while putting up with this shit. Give me a fucking break, if I was a real bitch he would have been out on his ear within the first couple of nights he did that shit and NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM. Instead I have been here to drive him wherever the fuck he wants, do whatever the fuck he wants, make sure he has everything he needs and basically just not leave him up shit creek.

So all of you can go fuck yourselves, every last one of you.

please read my signature, Lisa you told him straight up from the start this would not work, but simpleton swampOgre steroid junkie Sherman trying to play you off as the bad guy is nothing but epic level stupidity.


sherman is worse than lisa irl, at least lisa has a grip in day to day life with her soiled past. Even if that grip milks the aussie government on a daily basis, sherman waltzes off to aussieland with his simple sole-minded expectations of lisa to jump at his wishes n demands & virgin micro-dick.

POST the sherman Micro-dick pictures lisa, you know you are going to, it may as well be now.


Lisa take him for everything you can get out of him, take it all before he runs home to mommy with his tears.


Lisa - profit (diamonds, household money, grocery money, cash, etc...take it all)

sherman - GTFO and go read your mother's text messages faggot.

[juji]

stompleb banned for causing trouble

Thanks, this stompleb is such a backstabber baby fucker

[juji]

one suggestion: deleting and ip ban stompleb would be great benefit for this forum.

[UofLCardfan08]

[10/6/2013 3:06:54 PM] rootbeer: are still a secret dota admin?
[10/6/2013 3:07:04 PM] StompleB: how can I help you?
[10/6/2013 3:07:29 PM] rootbeer: can you delete that thread i made about lisa?
[10/6/2013 3:07:38 PM] rootbeer: i probably shouldnt have made it
[10/6/2013 3:08:30 PM] StompleB: I'd like to help you
[10/6/2013 3:08:52 PM] rootbeer: but?
[10/6/2013 3:09:04 PM] StompleB: well I can try
[10/6/2013 3:09:22 PM] StompleB: It
[10/6/2013 3:09:27 PM] rootbeer: it doesnt really matter i guess, i just want her to leave and thread is kinda antagonizing her
[10/6/2013 3:09:29 PM] StompleB: It's not something I can promise though
[10/6/2013 3:09:43 PM] StompleB: may I ask what happend?
[10/6/2013 3:09:53 PM] StompleB: I thought you too were friendly?
[10/6/2013 3:10:03 PM] rootbeer: she basically made me waste a huge amount of time
[10/6/2013 3:10:12 PM] rootbeer: and will not meet me irl
[10/6/2013 3:10:24 PM] StompleB: in australia?
[10/6/2013 3:10:27 PM] rootbeer: yep
[10/6/2013 3:10:40 PM] rootbeer: she said she would, but now when i want details she is chicken shit
[10/6/2013 3:10:51 PM] StompleB: she wasted your time in cultivating a friendship?
[10/6/2013 3:11:07 PM] StompleB: or did you do favors for her?
[10/6/2013 3:11:08 PM] rootbeer: i mean im not gonna go into details but sufice it to say we were very yeah u know
[10/6/2013 3:11:37 PM] StompleB: you feel like you didn't get out of it what you put in
[10/6/2013 3:11:54 PM] rootbeer: i got a ton of nudes and crap but i want her irl
[10/6/2013 3:12:03 PM] rootbeer: i just shouldnt have made the thread
[10/6/2013 3:12:06 PM] rootbeer: she will brood
[10/6/2013 4:12:22 PM] rootbeer: she is probably gonna post my weener like gush and barrypothead style
[10/6/2013 4:12:39 PM] rootbeer: fml
[10/6/2013 4:12:55 PM] StompleB: she has this hot and cold sense about things
[10/6/2013 4:13:00 PM] StompleB: pleasure principle
[10/6/2013 4:13:43 PM] StompleB: you do something mildly rude as a joke and she looks at it as a negative, regardless of the scale
[10/6/2013 4:13:55 PM] rootbeer: thats the thing
[10/6/2013 4:13:59 PM] rootbeer: she has daddy issues
[10/6/2013 4:14:11 PM] rootbeer: i dont want to disrespect her to get her respect
[10/6/2013 4:14:15 PM] rootbeer: she is a freak big time
[10/6/2013 4:14:25 PM] StompleB: I pity her
[10/6/2013 4:14:28 PM] StompleB: but I mostly loathe her
[10/6/2013 4:14:37 PM] rootbeer: lol she is making drama for sure
10/6/2013 4:18:42 PM] rootbeer: the description says it all lol
[10/6/2013 4:18:56 PM] rootbeer: skyping someone constantly for 5 months is fucking insane
[10/6/2013 4:19:00 PM] rootbeer: i dont care who you are
[10/6/2013 4:19:11 PM] StompleB: is that what happend?
[10/6/2013 4:19:18 PM] rootbeer: yes
[10/6/2013 4:19:31 PM] rootbeer: she led me on
[10/6/2013 4:20:02 PM] StompleB: I feel like the post is a very small handful of words
[10/6/2013 4:20:17 PM] rootbeer: well i dont really want to talk about it with the retards on the forum
[10/6/2013 4:20:27 PM] rootbeer: i just wanted to communicate that she is fucked
[10/6/2013 4:23:24 PM] rootbeer: like i said it dont really matter i mean i broke it off... im not begging for shit like plug drugs
[10/6/2013 413 PM] rootbeer: begging for an insane spinster to es my dee
[10/8/2013 2:33:50 PM] rootbeer: lol
[10/8/2013 2:33:56 PM] StompleB: hi
[10/8/2013 2:34:02 PM] rootbeer: hey bud
[10/8/2013 2:34:15 PM] rootbeer: i wish there was a way to perma ip ban lisa
[10/8/2013 2:34:30 PM] rootbeer: she is gonna pull a gush tomorow i can already tell
[10/8/2013 2:34:37 PM] StompleB: only clay can do it
[10/8/2013 2:34:41 PM] StompleB: ruby won't
[10/8/2013 2:34:45 PM] rootbeer: i didnt think a million people would bump my threads
[10/8/2013 2:35:31 PM] StompleB: like I said, they made a story around your fragment of a post
[10/8/2013 2:36:02 PM] rootbeer: lisa threatened to blackmail me already on like page 2 of that thread
[10/8/2013 2:36:07 PM] rootbeer: what a bitch
[10/10/2013 6:32:53 AM] rootbeer: dude
[10/10/2013 6:34:03 AM] rootbeer: next time u talk to clay ask if hed ip ban lisa for $10 lol
[10/10/2013 6:58:39 AM] rootbeer: i am so dumb i never read those lizard posts about her meth dealing bf and shit, theres no fucking way im going to AUS
[10/10/2013 6:58:47 AM] rootbeer: what a mess
[10/10/2013 7:10:20 AM] StompleB: oh rooty
[10/10/2013 7:10:43 AM] rootbeer: im such a dumbass, i thought everyone was joking about how fucked up she was
[10/10/2013 7:11:03 AM] rootbeer: at least i didnt fly down there with money in my pocket
[10/10/2013 7:11:10 AM] StompleB: that's kind of hard to believe
[10/10/2013 7:11:17 AM] StompleB: that you thought people were joking
[10/10/2013 7:11:23 AM] StompleB: but I guess it could be true
[10/10/2013 7:11:24 AM] rootbeer: really?
[10/10/2013 7:11:41 AM] rootbeer: she never told me she was abused her whole life and the drugs and wow
[10/10/2013 7:11:50 AM] rootbeer: yeah i dont need a project right now
[10/10/2013 7:12:21 AM] StompleB: there are dogs smarter than her
[10/10/2013 7:12:29 AM] rootbeer: ugh
[10/10/2013 7:12:36 AM] rootbeer: i fucked up my online fun time at rubynet now
[10/10/2013 7:12:46 AM] StompleB: just roll with it
[10/10/2013 7:12:52 AM] StompleB: fuck doli and dp
[10/10/2013 7:13:03 AM] rootbeer: she is gonna post stuff to make me look bad
[10/10/2013 7:13:03 AM] StompleB: they were assholes before this
[10/10/2013 7:13:11 AM] rootbeer: thats true
[10/10/2013 7:13:37 AM] rootbeer: i deleted my facebook last night so she wont message ppl i no irl
[10/10/2013 7:13:43 AM] rootbeer: she is crazy
[10/10/2013 7:13:55 AM] rootbeer: blocked her again on skype too
[10/10/2013 7:14:25 AM] rootbeer: i literally didnt know any of that stuff until i googled her name, man i am a dumbass
[[10/17/2013 4:41:10 PM] rootbeer: haha dude i tried this drug today called ghrp6 it stimulates the pituitary
[10/17/2013 4:41:19 PM] rootbeer: it made me so hungry i spent 30 bucks at arbys
[10/17/2013 4:41:23 PM] rootbeer: so bad
[10/17/2013 4:41:50 PM] rootbeer: 3 chicken sandwiches and like a bag of jalepeno bites
[10/17/2013 4:43:33 PM] StompleB: you need counseling
[10/17/2013 4:43:38 PM] rootbeer: i know
[10/17/2013 4:43:43 PM] rootbeer: u ready for dota? i got some players
[10/17/2013 4:44:43 PM] rootbeer: you ready for dota bud?
[10/17/2013 4:45:03 PM] StompleB: I don't want you to abuse your body
[10/17/2013 4:45:31 PM] rootbeer: i had blood test done a few months ago, i had the hgh lvls of a 70 yr old man
[10/17/2013 4:45:42 PM] rootbeer: so thats why i started using it, now i use a lot admitedly
[10/17/2013 4:45:47 PM] rootbeer: anyways lets game
[10/17/2013 4:45:49 PM] StompleB: it's prescription?
[10/17/2013 4:46:04 PM] rootbeer: ;)
[10/17/2013 4:46:20 PM] StompleB: I'm sorry, human growth hormone? doesn't that stop at puberty? do you mean testosterone?
[10/17/2013 4:46:42 PM] StompleB: you really shouldn't self medicate
[10/17/2013 4:47:03 PM] rootbeer: oh well i stopped drinking and smoking i mean im pretty damn healthy
[10/17/2013 4:47:26 PM] StompleB: leave it to the professionals
[10/17/2013 4:47:50 PM] StompleB: you think you know what you're doing and you're in control, but you're not a doctor
[10/18/2013 5:28:52 PM] rootbeer: wanna play a game of dots with me and basement dad?
[10/18/2013 5:29:02 PM] StompleB: i'm kinda tired
[10/18/2013 5:29:07 PM] rootbeer: no worries
[10/21/2013 4:25:49 PM] rootbeer: dp has been posting about lisa 24/7 for as long as i can remember
[10/21/2013 4:25:53 PM] rootbeer: im starting to get worried
[10/21/2013 4:26:13 PM] rootbeer: 17k posts on this account all about lisa
[11/8/2013 7:16:18 AM] rootbeer90: did you ban lisa last night or clay?
[11/8/2013 7:16:37 AM] rootbeer90: ok nvm b that way

lisa betrays people who confide in her. what a piece of shit she is.

stomple never promised a swampOgre a HERPE filled opportunity to lose his virginty

[UofLCardfan08]

rootbeer its ok man. you can come here and bunk with me. you can read my messages and yell at teknorat when he tries to talk to me. come be with friends

clay is that a care bear pushing a shopping cart in your avatar?

[rubycalaber]

"I like how I have not said one bad thing about Sherman and believe me there is a whole lot of shit I could be saying."

this is really all you need to read to get lisa

I didnt say anything bad about him

but theres a lot of bad things I could say (<- this is a bad thing to say)

posting humilating privage chat logs is an integral part of rubynet and is strongly encouraged

[steveyos YOLO]

That was the only good post stomple ever made and he was punished for it

[steveyos]

this entire forum should be banned because all it's become is plenty of fish worst-of

[steveyos]

if any of you read lisa's super long post prepare to die

[maks]

stomple never promised a swampOgre a HERPE filled opportunity to lose his virginty

lisa's never tried to hide who she is, she's a shitty person and she's very open about that. stompleb always tries to play it off like he's too good for this shit, he's the one nice guy in a sea of assholes. he's a hypocrite.

[maks]

who unbanned him come on guys

[steveyos YOLO]

Anyone who is friendly with stompleb deserves it