Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
i would only go near lisa if two of the following things werew true:
1. lisa got on birth control
2. i already had herpes

until then... gonna keep banging 18 year olds...
hell i might even make this 18 year old steaming hot italian chick at my work date me... shes so much hotter than lisa its not funny... and by hot i mean shes out of my league hot.. but shes like 5 years younger than me and maybe i can trick her into liking me... by a bad reaosn,...(shes hotter than lisa by a million times the time that has passed eternity)
bang her on tinychat, tag team her with teknorat,

you know how many replies you'd get if you gagged her with your cack, spanked her and called her bitch??? that thread would go to like, page 200, at least