Camoron's Laws

People really piss me off! How about when you go to the bank to deposit a check and without even asking they just go ahead and cash it? What am I going to do with all this cash? Yeah good going ya moron. New law: if I give you my paycheck you give me yours. How's that sound dummy? Uh durrr. Everyone will just trade paychecks.

What about when you go to the movies and there are too many places to sit? Just empty chairs everywhere GOD it makes me angry! Where am i supposed to sit? New law: if I go to the movies and there are empty seats im going to sit in them... ALL OF THEM. OH YEAH, didn't see that one coming did ya?

How about when someone takes an HOUR to make a decision at a fast food restaurant? Ugggghhh THESE ARE THE PEOPLE I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT MAKE ME SO MAD! New law: if you're going to take an hour to order your meal im going to take an hour to watch you eat it. And im gonna draw a picture of ya while I do and take it home and put it on my refrigerator. HOW DOES THAT SOUND YOU IDIOT??