THE FUCKING BITCH PUTS DIRT IN THE SPONGES AND PUTS THEM IN THE WRONG PLACE AND SITS ON THE COUCH WRONG TOO!!!!

[Chronic Munchies]

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "There, that's the level of affection I'm comfortable with"

and so then he started patting me on the shoulder and said, "well we'll pat each other's shoulders until climax"

so that is what we are doing today