bob hughes please don't get married

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studies show we only live for like 80 years if youve spent a year with a person thats like 1/80th of your entire life, not really "rushed", can't wait too much longer than that or youll end up like all the white trash that gets engaged and stays engaged for 15 years

but then again, if a girl really loves you i dont think that she'd demand you blow 20 grand to prove to everyone else your love for her. Think about it, that's 20 grand for an hour-long boring ass ceremony most people will forget about in a couple days, requiring months of prep time for that

Weddings are not something you want - they're awful, stressful nightmares

If you think about it, it's like a wedding tries to force a 'meaningful' experience on everyone.. makes them dress up in expensive uncomfortable goofy ass outfits, basically as a respect thing like "hey i put all this effort into wearing this gay ass outfit, just to respect you bro, isnt that cool?"
You want a meaningful experience, go drop acid, Go eat mushrooms and watch fantasia or something; don't blow 20 grand on making everyone you know have to attend "not another one of these fuckin things"