Quote Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08 View Post
Are you his training buddy the one that walked out leaving him hanging just before a big sweaty arm wrestling competition? He pissed and moaned on this forum for over a week, not very manly in the slightest.


while he is out chasing his dreams of herpes and lisa's aussie gang bangs, you should open up his new apartment and have a party there before he gets home. Once he comes to grips the whore is never leaving penguin island he will be a complete bitch to be around irl. Have the party now and pass the hat for a new set of crying towels for him as a lonely apartment warming gift.... get him some vegamite scented candles and a box of inflatable bathtub salts.
idk could be i guess