BREAKING: Microsoft names Sid Choudhuri its next CEO.

[maks]

Rumors of the next major Windows release codenamed “Prograting Dushbaggery” have been circling for some time now, but newly appointed CEO Sid Choudhuri has now revealed further details on the next version of Windows.

Prograting Dushbaggery will reportedly bring a number of major changes to Windows 8, such as the return of the Start Menu and the beginning of a converged platform encompassing Windows Phone and Windows RT. The company is also working on delivering a single app store across Xbox, Windows Phone and Windows.

Choudhuri mentions that “Prograting Dushbaggery” will likely be titled Windows 9 to “distance the company from the Windows 8 debacle” because “Windows 8 is tanking harder than Microsoft is comfortable discussing in public.”

[always stevey]

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