Rootbeer go away.

[Autistic Spectrum]

semi-pro arm wrestling is very lucrative

while we were all out spending our money on alienwares fast cars and lavish computer teaching college, rootbeer was steadily posting from his humble shed saving away for the trip of his life time, the finest most expensive prostitute he could find

[Jibblez]

what do you call it when the sugar daddy is younger than the sugar bbaby

a cougar

oh wait are you setting up a joke?

sorry cag

[Jibblez]

no, a cougar spends money on young men

[Jibblez]

a cougar is supposed to be a wealthy attractive olderlady

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

no cougars buy the younger guy shit its not the other way around my friend boned some 40 year old he met at a hotel bar and she gave him 100 bucks for a cab and a bottle of wine

wait cag i need more details

explain EXACTLY how this works

[Jibblez]

with your host Garfield the huge fag

here we have the inside scoop with our inside corispondent claire avater guyjibblesz

[maks]

what do you call it when the sugar daddy is younger than the sugar bbaby

a virgin

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeers and lisa's relationship is most akin to a crack head prostitute and a virgin retard, the virgin retard flys half way across the world then gives teh crack head whore a bnunch of money for sex,,i took a human interactions 101 class at the unnverstity of phonix so i think i know what i am talking about

[Jibblez]

going to fucking shoot Garfield in the face if he does't stop making fun of me

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

is there anything worth reading in this 5 page thread like a summary of rootbeers australian adventure or is it just a bunch of shit

just a bunch of shit

[Jibblez]

Rooty went to Australia, took lisa to the carnival practically everyday

[Jibblez]

then went back home and cheated on lisa

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

cag arent you like 30 do you wanna be my cougarmama and buy me shit with your stripper bucks or did you blow it all on 500 dollar handbags and cocaine

[Jibblez]

Pretty busy sugaring a parolee

[Jibblez]

sorry

[Autistic Spectrum]

what's he on parole for,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

hope it's murdering a stripper

[Jibblez]

i was kidding

im in love with a stripper

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

tinder > online forum relationshiops

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

every stripper's boyfriend I've met has been some guy that sits on her couch all day smoking all her weed and playing video games that cheats on her with all her friends I wanna be that guy

[Jibblez]

what are you doing in this thread?