Stomple, Real Question, This thread is a safe Judgement free zone, would like a real answer,

[skrizach]

maybe find a hairy girl playing a djembe on a park bench downtown, she'll probably blow you for a joint and sleep with you for a place to stay that night

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

i hear an internet rumor stompleb shoved hotdogs up his ass for chicks