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    But that was out shined by the ant farm in my anus
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    Quote Originally Posted by dadadan View Post
    did you read the one where you had an earthworm dangling out of your pussy I chuckled at that one irl
    Ah so that's where my old Mexican walking fish called Feral went, been looking for him for 15 years
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    I love you too maks
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    ok so peter quinn, codey and rootbeer are all sitting in a room you have a gun and two bullets what do you do lisa,,THINK FAST
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    ok so peter quinn, codey and rootbeer are all sitting in a room you have a gun and two bullets what do you do lisa,,THINK FAST
    Shoot Cody,then vomit on the other two and leave
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    yep lisa sucks at jokes she should have said shoot codey twice
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    Oh I skimmed past that there were two bullets.... So I'm meant to spare one? But the bar is so low who is better?
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    lisa is it true that your vagina is home to a family of banana slugs or do you just have really droopy labias? "both" is an acceptable answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter View Post
    Oh I skimmed past that there were two bullets.... So I'm meant to spare one? But the bar is so low who is better?
    ladies and gentlemen this is what a 190 iq looks like in australia
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    ladies and gentlemen this is what a 190 iq looks like in australia
    Except that wasn't a joke genius
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    the joke was that the setup(which is the oldest setup in the book) was meant to imply that you could only kill two of them, but then the punchline(Which you fucked up in so many ways) was that you hate codey so much that you shot him twice
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    lisa it's littlery the oldest joke in the book
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    if a train is leaving chicago towards portland at 50km/h at 3pm and another leaves bangor headed for sarasota at 5pm then how many daddy longlegs are crawling across your clitoris right now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    the joke was that the setup(which is the oldest setup in the book) was meant to imply that you could only kill two of them, but then the punchline(Which you fucked up in so many ways) was that you hate codey so much that you shot him twice
    Lol

    Ah I love you dp lol as a friend
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    q: why did the chicken cross the road
    a: to eat the caterpillars crawling out of lisa's slit
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    id shoot cody then myself cause either way im still gonna be trpaped in a room with a fag
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camoron View Post
    id shoot cody then myself cause either way im still gonna be trpaped in a room with a fag
    LOL
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    If plug drugs was still alive he would be here to defend you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter View Post
    Rootbeer is the one without any decency, not me.

    Disgusting.
    I'm sorry
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    sorry you dont know the difference between string and an earthworm?




    **This account has been officially hacked and the original user is not liable for any future posts**
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    your words are empty rootbeer, and they sicken me
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    Sorry you are missing out on the love of your life and living out your dream
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    Quote Originally Posted by lnopia the great View Post
    sorry you dont know the difference between string and an earthworm?
    Wait did rooty think lisas tampon was a worm or something
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    I'm just going to share this. Ufotard has been very insightful and nice.... this is unprecedented.
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    sherman did you kinda dirty since his "dream" didn't materialize exactly as he wanted, I honestly hope you were able to profit from the dullard's 'Lisa lockdown' holiday. How on earth you managed to put up with that bullshit is a gross exercise in patience on your behalf. We may not see eye to eye on things but this fiasco makes me share a bit of human compassion with you. Hopefully this year will bring good things your way as you have certainly started the year on a low road filled with swamp-ogre's immature virgin bullshit.

    sherman is fucking weird mother fucker.... you certainly can and deserve better!


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    wow... Thank you. I'm very surprised to see you have this side at all.
    Lisa, you are honest for the very most part and brash. We have tossed shots at one another for a very long time and with that comes a bit of respect while sifting out the forum bullshit. You were very straight up with him from the get go and told him it was unlikely to work out, As time goes by we tend to know ourselves and our limitations on bullshit. Sherman packed his bag and forced himself onto your doorstep pretty much, you taking him in (a stranger) and tending to his needy ass bullshit taught me a thing or two about you. You are a kind person to accept this baggage, I would have either called a cop or grampy (w 12 gauge shotgun) and disposed of this man-child on day one. You were a trooper and extended your home and self while the weirdo burrowed into his self fulfilling agenda (you). How on earth you suffered through his bullshit is where I took another look at "who is Lisa".... I found respect for and of your kindness under a very stressful situation.

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    Wow thank you. That's a lot of insight.... almost like you were there.

    I tried to do the right thing by him. I was angry when he turned around and didn't do the right thing by me. I've dealt with and come out of worse though.
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    lisa get in tinychat i need to ask you soemething

    http://tinychat.com/rubynet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    lisa get in tinychat i need to ask you soemething

    http://tinychat.com/rubynet
    I'm in bed, I paid the $1 for the tinychat app but I'm not sure it's worth $1.... I'll give it a go
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    ok we are all waiting
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    Lol lisa tinychattin on her ipad air
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    on her rootbeer air™
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