I told her about a line I thought up via cellular text message and she probably thought I was trying to secret flirt with her and that being a nerd virgin I'm afraid of all the competition and the fact she is a girl but no I know I'm the greatest guy she'll ever talk to, I have more rightly placed confidence than anybody and I'm the best, and I think cag might end up being a superstar in fjs comedy videos and be my right hand man always at the studio always on stage my spliff star, but sorry babe I'm gay