Fuck you I'm drunk

[Fucklord Bimbo]

And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk

[Jibblez]

and to think today was the day I quit drinkin

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Why can't we be friends

[Jibblez]

I'm going to kill myself.

[Fucklord Bimbo]

That's pretty dramatic

[Jibblez]

Not if you're the worst poster here it isn't. :(

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Everyone sucks at something
(I suck a lot of dicks it's okay)

[Jibblez]

I wish I could actually stop sucking dicks.

[Fucklord Bimbo]

What's the point? The money is so good

[reno]

*ahem* there is a gentleman present, ladies

[Jibblez]

they don't pay me shit

[Jibblez]

i dream of jodie

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Reno would you just let me fondle your hair already god damn

[reno]

you're giving me butterflies and making my legs weak

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Don't skip leg day

[reno]

should i shave my beard y/n

[Jibblez]

holy shit you made lisa log out lol

[Fucklord Bimbo]

I would seriously squirt all over dat beard

[Fucklord Bimbo]

And by squirt I mean with a water gun full of red bull WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUM

[reno]

gabi please stay forever

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Gabi has a mental breakdown ITT

[reno]

one night w/ gabi is worth 40 lizards skulking the site all year

[steveyos YOLO]

See ya at fjs

[Jibblez]

im a lizard

[Jibblez]

that really hurts me when pple say mean stuff about lizards

[reno]

you're a chameleon tho b/c you're so good at blending into the background so nobody remembers you're a lizard

[reno]

and i probably mean that in the best way possible

[Jibblez]

blending into the background.. that is even worse than being a lizard. did not make me feel better

[Fucklord Bimbo]

=^.^=

[reno]

i lost my virginity to an older woman on gaiaonline when i was 15 years old :x