I'd cum in my pants if there was a dominos on the island

No asswipe. He went home and promptly cheated on me with a fat swamp whore which I found out he was with and they "make each other happy" by cag posting shit from his Facebook here.

You can take your judgement of me and shove it up your gross hairy ass.

For the hundredth time you sent me here I didn't want to leave