I'd cum in my pants if there was a dominos on the island

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I did everything for her, I loved Lisa more than anybody. Say whatever you want but don't say I wasn't in love.

You did NOT do everything for me. I did as much for you as you did for me. Fuck off and quit sending me the love text messages, in case you've forgotten you're "very happy" with your swamp whore g/f.

Now GET!