Ruby and I engage in extremely vigorous, sensual and erotic sexual intercourse for several hours straight on a regular basis and Teknorat is married to a beautiful Korean woman.

But being a virgin for life would still be better than having any sort of sexual contact with Lisa.


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ruby the red dick autist
That is the normal color for a healthy above average aroused human penis like Ruby's. You would know that if you did not have a broken circumcised micropenis.

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Living in your parents house playing video games is the definition of being owned. Meanwhile I can go anywhere and do whatever I want.
Other than last for more than a few seconds.

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playing minecraft in my own house atm, something you will never do
You are correct. Ruby will never play Minecraft because it is for casuals. Please reference Jon's youtube videos in this thread for a demonstration of Ruby's peak level operating skills in a real video game.

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Btw No one got fucking trolled. Teknorat literally spent all day messaging Lisa while we lived together. Like all day every day. We would have sex and Teknorat would do the pillow talk he was basically cuckold to me. He quit the forum not me.
Crying because your lover would rather flirt with another man via instant message than be with you is classed as a Severe Jimmy Rustling in my troll tactics database.