Yelp! Reviews of Cag's stripclub! Lets make her shine bright like a diamond maybe shell get a raise!

too much cag, i want to barf

we need 75% less cag

[juji]

dude, your chin is way out of proportion to your face.. and so are your ears.. I don't understand how you can be deaf and have such fucking giant ears.

[cag]

"oh Gurrrfeld, yurr maaai heerrrrroh" elz exclaimed loudly, sending flicks of deaf drool all over the table. Elz wraps his gangly arms aroud Garfield's leg "gurrfeld mayyyke bullleeeeee stop! Ilooooooaave yoooo" he opens his massive deaf mouth wide, ear to ear and slurps Garfields cock likea bowl of beans

[cag]

deaf drool. omg, he probably drools and makes retard noises all over the place. ugggh

[cag]

Garfield moans, while he searches dp's post history, hoping to emulate his hero on rubynet

[cag]

"oh Gurrrfeld, yurr maaai heerrrrroh" elz exclaimed loudly, sending flicks of deaf drool all over the table. Elz wraps his gangly arms aroud Garfield's leg "gurrfeld mayyyke bullleeeeee stop! Ilooooooaave yoooo" he opens his massive deaf mouth wide, ear to ear and slurps Garfields cock likea bowl of beans

lmao

[juji]

4 posts by one minute, it seems cag is mad

[cag]

4 posts by one minute, it seems cag is mad

I'm angry because I told you I had a new boyfriend and you deleted me from facebook.

[cag]

you started making a bunch of retard noises and deleted me. honestly don't know whats wrong with you sometimes. maybe you should get some psychiatric care to help with your falling in love with forum girls disease

[juji]

I'm angry because I told you I had a new boyfriend and you deleted me from facebook.

I don't think you never told me you had a boyfriend, I guess if you keep lying about me, you are probably a second gush

[cag]

this idiot will re-add me in the next month, he is more hormonal than lisa menopausing

[cag]

does this shit all the time, deletes me than re-adds me. somewhat entertaining

[juji]

you started making a bunch of retard noises and deleted me. honestly don't know whats wrong with you sometimes. maybe you should get some psychiatric care to help with your falling in love with forum girls disease

I have a disease, Im falling in love with gabi-xx, help me

[cag]

I don't think you never told me you had a boyfriend, I guess if you keep lying about me, you are probably a second gush

Told you several times, and then you demanded to know if it was stevey, you got so angry and deleted me in December, only to re-add me again and tried to start up a conversation about really boring dota 2 shit. knew you were getting ready to ask me to play with you because no one else would and I said I didn't have time for that game. little do you know that I've been playing dota 2 with stomple all along.

[cag]

stomple is going places with his dota 2 skills, sorry elz but I can't play dota 2 with you because you will ruin my stats

[juji]

try harder

[maks]

why would you voluntarily do anything with stompleb

[cag]

I'm just trying to tell you I choose Stomple over you because he is better at dota 2. you're being irrational.

[cag]

why would you voluntarily do anything with stompleb

he is good at dota 2

[cag]

elz isn't good at it, according to all the esteemed dota 2 players that have bright dota 2 futures

[cag]

anyway, time to gush the fuck outta my sugar daddy at da club in santa Barbara spearmint, since Garfield is incapable of finding the club I work at, its spearmint rhino santa Barbara. lmao

[cag]

call and ask for cag

[Poopalew]

call and ask for cag

See that guy over there yeh he could so be called Sam.

[steveyos YOLO]

Stop causing trouble cat avatar guy wtf is wrong with you

cag i applaud you for being brave enough to show your deformed body to the world

day in and day out doingabsolutely nothing with your life

also when did you and dp start sharing accounts

i gave all my alts to marco and codey last month

[cody lundin]

after reading this thread i'm like, how the fuck my name get in here so much?