i went to a titty bar once when i was 18, wasn't very impressed with the girls really but i was also by far the best looking guy in the place and the girls were friendly, just really fucking sleazy like old professional hookers. i had 2 drinks and left with the guy who's idea it was to go there and we smoked a shitload of pcp and ended up in arkansas somehow, i have family in arkansas and he didnt so we figured it musta been my idea to go there