I think that's how he tries to mark his territory
meanwhile I use bricks
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04-12-2014
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04-12-2014
i cant believe thats codys real dick. it's so small i thought it was a joke
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04-12-2014
even if you didn't have me cumming
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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_t...ghter?#slide=2
my dick is obv 2x this size in length and if you check girth 1.5 x 2 =3
now compare that to average dildo sales and you see i got what a woman needs, all day long...
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04-12-2014
raged out triple post because fat faggot made fun of my dick
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04-12-2014
so it is settled
clay broke the forum and has to pay me $380 a month to stop posting.
The end.
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using the "size of a bic lighter" link you posted, i made a scale.
each different color is 1 inch, or the horizontal span of the bic lighter. the light blue box at the bottom is a baseline for the beginning of your penis. i have judged this based on the location of your thumb and the reasonable assumption that it's pressed up against your pubic mound. your penis is 4.59" long and 4.52" in circumference.
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04-12-2014
thats nice but you missed the 2" of bush that keeps my pants up that high, redo comparison using this pic of my dick when i'm less excited and you'll see the flaw:
still a good inch and a half of bush down there but im right at 6"
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plus a bic is 3", obviously i cant smash a lighter lower than my dick is without hurting myself and killing my boner.... i can make up fake shit too lets see what i can do with your sixhead and a bic lighter lol
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04-12-2014
adblock is so wonderful, its also great that shitty 2gb RAM aussie PC's can't run it...
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04-12-2014
let's see.....
clay can I get a graph on this one please?Last edited by ObedientGirl69; 04-12-2014 at 11:48 PM.
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04-12-2014
1. its impossible to do the scale for that picture because you are not holding a bic lighter in it. you're obviously an idiot.
2. considering that you are obviously pressing the lighter extremely hard into your pubis, any hair you might have there would only account for the smallest fraction of an inch.
3. you're a painter and i assume you have a number of rulers or measures around your house. theres a very blatant reason that you wouldnt ever actually use one of these tools to measure your penis. because it would be realistic in its measurement.
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also my thumb is on the base of the lighter i have big ass hands clayton my thumb is literally 1" wide
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you could be holding the lighter near the middle and pressing it down into yourself. if your thumb is at the very base of the lighter, then that lighter is not three inches tall. it's that simple. please continue to use the smallest objects you can possibly find to measure your penis. it definitely makes it look so much bigger
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