im like the jock of this forum

oh noes

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i was a pokemon jew id try swindling the other kids into trading me their rarest cards, because my mom would never fucking buy me any because we were poor white trash so i had to trade my way up the ladder

and when everyone was playing pokemon silver/gold i was the kid who went and got the brain-boy and all the other kids would line up to have me make their pokemon lvl 100 with 9999 stats, but for a fee - their rare pokemon cards