Need a new forum

[cag]

Someone needs to tell Debbie that whatever she does, make sure Rootbeer doesn't bath the kids.

[herpreader]

99% of life is not having sex so 99% of my life is perfect, but when I meet cag I gotta bring my ryobi reciprocating saw with four batteries and two chargers and an assortment of dildonic attachments

[herpreader]

also after stella trying to lure me into an alien cult I'm honestly gay I actually really am now just for traps not actual guys, because women are so terrible and the trap will probably have a big dick so they can just fuck me cause I don't even ever wanna do that gross stuff stupid

[herpreader]

and they won't be cursed with female insanity

[herpreader]

they'll probably look better than lisa and cag without makeup and even with