Lisa mc burnies gaping cunt

[Dirty Beatle]

Dp I am reminded of that story of the guy who was drowning and kept asking for god to save him, his belief in god was so strong that 3 different people came by and offered to rescue him and he refused their help because he was waiting for god to save him. When he drowned he met god and asked "why didn't you save me?" To which the god replied that it had sent 3 people to try and save him.

Amen. Thank you jesus for my pot that day but it was probably just one of the guys I was fucking around that day in the midsts of my crazy oblivious episode.

Also I did not exchange sex for the phantom weed.... that day... I had sex a couple of days later though if that counts as prostitution.