I got to tell you, I only read the first two paragraphs of that post before I decided I had read enough info and then honestly I was just trying to imagine that guy suggesting he could help her poo and how and then him actually doing it, like sitting there while she did a shit fingering her like he thinks it's science.... and oh how I laughed

Then I imagined requesting someone to aid you in such a fashion... Like just saying, "hey I have a couple of poo pebbles stuck up my ass... could you just...[gives instructions]..?"