Cag's boyfriend, real or imaginary?

cag's boyfriend isn't real but his chode is

i was afraid of that

[maks]

m0nde has a chode too, a little brown one

cag;s love for me is real

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag we all know you better than your "boyfriend" we should all really have a chat with him, let him know what he's getting into

[Autistic Spectrum]

dear cag's very real boyfriend,

cag has adhd, a serious case of alocalism and talkes about broken dicks all day long on the interent, if you need some amore advice, afpls don't ehsistet to ask mse,

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

get your boyfriend to post here/post his chode

[cag]

That sounds like a good idea. It could do wonders for the growth of our budding relationship. You see he is my spock and I his kirk

[cag]

Please stop asking for pictures of my boyfriends cag destroyer

[cag]

No wait he is kirk and I am the actual enterprise. He commands this vessel

[cag]

And I wouls do anything for him. Im definitely the root beer of this relationship. Dick whipped

[maks]

cag's boyfriend is hung like a manhole cover

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

did you get dicked down by the mailman or a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman and you're just calling him your boyfriend now is that why he cant post here

[cag]

A door to door vacuum cleaner salesman? Someone has been watching I love lucy

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

maybe he's black and therefore can't read or write

[cag]

Omg so racist.

[cag]

Bigot scum

[maks]

vacuum salesmen still exist stevey used to sell kirbys door to door

[cag]

There is nothing more tgat I hate than people who knock on the door of your home to try and selll u shit. I need a gun

[maks]

you need a kirby they'll suck the dead skin flakes right out of your pillow for the low price of $3000

[cag]

I dont have dead skin flakes yuck I would be s mad if a salesman accused me of having dandruff

[maks]

the kirby's suction system is so powerful it could turn your boyfriend's chode into an honest to god pecker

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I hung out with a half negress the other day and smiled at a small colored child at the store earlier I'm like the least racist poster

[maks]

and smiled at a small colored child at the store earlier

did you end up buying it

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

no i am not ready for that kind of commitment

just another made up fake boyfriend for caggles

[cag]

the kirby's suction system is so powerful it could turn your boyfriend's chode into an honest to god pecker

Spreading malicious lies and deceit

[maks]

I was at stop and shop this weekend and they had $5 mini watermelons and there were only 2 left. some fat black woman was eyeing them trying to decide which one she wanted for like 5 minutesn so I creeped up and snagged them both

[cag]

Not only do you spread lies about my boyfriends enormous cock you steal watermelons from helpless negroid s

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

living dangerously

[maks]

I didn't even buy them I put them back when I was done shopping