What if sherman's molesting mommy story was told to her church lady friends?

[UofLCardfan08]

praise jesus, we have a plan in the making


lol




see cag for details/updates

[herpreader]

oh fuck me another lziqard coming back outta the woodwork

[UofLCardfan08]

making swamp ogre's mothers day special

my mom never molested me you retard

my dick isnt broken either

and lisas brother never threw her down the stairs either its all made up

[Dirty Beatle]

my mom never molested me you retard

why did you tell me she did?

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i am supposed to see you about deatails this is your plan ,get your shti together

[steveyos YOLO]

and lisas brother never threw her down the stairs either its all made up

You better be trollin because lisa getting beaten up by her brother was great

[cag]

What the fuck is this stupid shit. Rootbeer isnt fooling anyone about his broken dick

[cag]

Im molested every day its not funny when it happrns to me

[Autistic Spectrum]

why did you tell me she did?

it's called game lisa, you always tell girls your mom molested you, it's on page one of the players handbook

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

[cag]

Rooty got molestes lmao

[cag]

Rootys dick is broken see cag for details

[cag]

Lisa was raped and now shes scared and AlONE LMAO

[maks]

pretty simple to figure out, rootbeer lied about being molested because he was desperate to share something with lisa, something she could relate to. he thought it would bring them closer together.

[cag]

Thats really creepy and sounds like something a man with a broken dick would do but sadly he didnt make that up and was fondled. Lisa literally watched him sit there and cry like a little baby after he jizzed on her thigh after 2 seconds of intimate contact

[Autistic Spectrum]

he would have said babysitter and not mom if he was making it up

[cag]

But then again maybe. ..epiphany revalation his dick wasnt broken it just wasnt broken in. After all there is no chance he had sex before lisa or he wouldn't have been so desperate. ..

[maks]

he would have said babysitter and not mom if he was making it up

ahh but lisa hates her family so he could relate to her on two different levels with one story

[cag]

Lisa is telling the truth about sherman ptematurely ejaculating nerd virgin dicks have no stamina

[Autistic Spectrum]

my mom pushed me down the stairs on to my babysitters dick lisa,

[Autistic Spectrum]

it acutally all adds up his premature ejaculation problems stem from him being molested,it's a text book case of a broken dick

[cag]

Nancy drew and the case of rooty got molested lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

honestly he should seek out some therpy, and posting here with everyone bringing up all day everyday is prob not that helpful for his mental health

[steveyos YOLO]

He wouldn't have made a forum group about his broken dick if he did not have a broken dick

[Dirty Beatle]

Rootys dick is broken see cag for details

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa how many dicks have you broken

[Dirty Beatle]

fuck ton