i think rootbeer is the biggest hero this forum will ever see. he strategically deduced that after all of lisas rapes, molestations, and negative encounters with men that one more would send her over the edge. over the course of 2 years he trained his penis to suck back into his body and ejaculate on command. to the outside observer this might seem like a disgruntled cock with a premature ejaculation disorder. but the reality of this single gesture has turned lisa away from sexual acts with fertile men forever. the terrible generations of horse faced, soil cunted women end now.

image of sherman while he was in training


thank you, rootbeer.