dude I'm not lying my dick is honest to fucking god who isn't real but idk who else to be honest to myself, and you, honestly my dick is barely bigger than my middle finger it's small in asia, I need a girl who plays second life and goes on all the insane fuck machiens in that game and wants them irl because I could build them and then they could sit on that all day lisa isn't that kinda girl she wants a man with a 20 foot dick and not only that but she wants a guy who is gonna abuse her and beat her up and shit and while I'd knock her good just once for the sake of this forum I woudln't hit her more than once forever and she'd be bored of me within a week once the pain from that one good hit goes away and then I just blew 10 grand for nothing, fuck that I could get a winnebago and jerk off