what is true love?

[cag]

So many of lifes questions I need answeres

Cag plz go

[cag]

Yrs I know it hurts your feelings when people make fun of your broken dick on a forum youve devoted a good chunk of your life to because you were fat ans lonely guy who didnt even have the courage to ask a girl that worked at mcdonalds out lmao

[cag]

Why do you have bad knees?

[cag]

Now, my little broken dicked friend you get two options. Yiu may either answer the question about true love or you may answer the question about your knees

[Autistic Spectrum]

same awnser to both questions, picking a midget stripper up over your head and thorwing her into a tree

[cag]

Listen this is a thread about a beautiful thing called love try to stay on topic.

[cag]

And if I have found true love this means I can have a baby!

[Autistic Spectrum]

i love you, let me thorw you into a mighty redwood

[Autistic Spectrum]

And if I have found true love this means I can have a baby!

seems like a good idea

[cag]

Gonna be 27 in a few weeks eggs are drying up

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can always steal a baby from the mall, raise it as your own, just like your grandparents did with you

[cag]

I promise not to kill my baby I will train it to assasinate rootbeers child who will definitely grow up to be a fat kid

[cag]

Too bad I cant reproduce like a mogwhy from grimlins that method seems more fitting than traditional birth

[cag]

For me anyway

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag if you want to keep your boyfriend for more than the 2 months your relationships usually last you need to stop taking your birth control right now, don't tell him about it, then just leave the pee stick with the you have a baby sympbol next to his toothbrush

this is also the awnser to what is true love

[Autistic Spectrum]

replacing your birthcontrol with tic-tacs -= true love

[cag]

No no I cant be dancing and raising a kid thats insane

[cag]

And god damn if he ever caught me lying

Cag plz just go

[cag]

I wanna know what love is I wsnt you to show me

I wanna know what love is I wsnt you to show me

Grow an ass and a personality I'm sure one of your clients will pretend to like you

[cag]

Grow a dick that works and answer my question ^__^ so tired of you acting all assburnt over your stupid dick

[cag]

Find your chi while fucking fucking Debbie maybe itll last longer than a minute lol

[cag]

Pre cum oh cummm very sticky very tasty

[cag]

What is true love? Accepting rootys broken dick and taking positive steps toward a solution. Debbie us the broken penis whispererr

U seem upset
Wanna talk about it?

[cag]

Rooty is every women In the world 2 me hes my fantasy a broke dicked reality

Cag go