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okay guys i said tomorrow we'll touch on integrals, the second half of calculus; who wants to know how to find the area under curves?

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well too bad if you dont because im going to type it out anyways

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to find the area under a curve in the x^2+mx+b format, we first need to find what is called an anti-derivative; for simple x^2+mx+b curves, finding the anti derivative is simple. First, throw out the constant, 'b', you don't need it. Now, what you're going to do, for each piece of the x^2+mx function, you simply need to add 1 to its exponent then divide that piece of the equation by whatever number the exponent now is.
the antiderivative of x^n will be (x^(n+1))/(n+1)
so, for the curve y=x^2, the antiderivative will be (x^3)/3.
To find the area underneath that curve between the lines x=1 and x=3, simply plug both of those x values into the anti-derivative, and subtract.
So, for the area between x=1 and x=3 under the curve y=x^2, we plug 3 into the antiderivative (which is (x^3)/3) getting 9, then plug 1 into the antiderivative getting 1/3.
9 - 1/3rd is 8 and 2/3rds, so the area is 8.6666666666 squared

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you now know integrals, the second half of calculus

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Oh you're still doing this

Why?

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the reason you dont need the constant is because you can find the remaining area under the curve using your standard length*width rule for finding the area of rectangles

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Oh you're still doing this

Why?

because now no one needs to sit through months of abysmal lectures to learn calculus, i just summed it up in less than 2 pages

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of course it does get more complicated, like finding the area under sin waves and shit, but if you need to know that then you should probably go to school for it

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no thanks

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i mean uhhhhh fuck, shit, whyd you have to date my long-time forum buddy, i literally cant hit on you now, i hope you know that

i littlerely want to throw up

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because now no one needs to sit through months of abysmal lectures to learn calculus, i just summed it up in less than 2 pages

that was too much we didn't read it can you make it shorter just a simple bullet in your brain

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i littlerely want to throw up

almost makes you feel bad for lisa of all people on this earth

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I EXPLAINED IT TO YOU IN TWO FUCKING POSTS, FUCKING LEARN IT

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IS IT TOO MUCH OF A HASSLE TO SIT AROUND DREAMING OF MAKING MONEY SITTING ON ASS TO LEARN BASIC MATH YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL

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GET ON IT

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couldn't even read all that

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of course you couldnt you retard

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dude, just sift through those 2 posts, just fucking learn it quick