Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle View Post
Do you have to put poles in your dock?
1st i move out the hoists, these big metal fucking things where the boats and skis sit, gotta push them off the beach, with various pullies and rigs

2nd i get my water jetter, I COMMAND THE WATER TO GO WHERE I WANT IT TO, which means i shoot 18 foot tall metal poles into the lake bed,

3rd i take the connectors out and rig up the cross bars,

4th i put the huge wood parts on the metal poles,

5th i pull in all the boats to the hoists, run the elecrtic(dangerous in water) but maybe if you and pluggy are lucky i will die this year

6th i sit backand look at how i willed a 100 foot dock and 8 tons of metal hoist into the greatest lake on earth