Lisa is a really nice person and my good friend and rootbeer is a really cool dude and when they fight its really hard on me

[Dirty Beatle]

My dick works great but Lisa does actually have sex for weed just sayin

Retarded lying delusional jealous loser.

I have sex with people who are actually not fat virgins and capable of satisfying a woman, ie. not you.

I smoke weed. The two are not related.

It's fucking embarrassing how immature and pathetic you act.