Actually I miss Teknorat

[Dirty Beatle]

I wish girls liked what came out of dicks rather than size because my dick and balls definitely still work I might have veins popping out on my dick that are bigger than my dick and my balls oh god my balls I hope they don't get lost I can blast like a super soaker

There is probably nothing wrong with your dick

It usually doesn't matter unless you're a fucking retarded sack of shit

I mean look at vaginas, most vaginas are weird ugly looking things but I don't see too many guys complaining

I can help you with your penis insecurities, look at the great job I did with rootbeer.

Show me, I'll assure you your dick is fine unless you turn into a fucktard

Teknorat's dick has dick cheese on it.