Rooty's gelatinous girlfriend's message to me

[cag]

Dearest Princess Katrina, How are you today? I LOVE you!!
I just can't help myself! I instantly fell in love with you during your "Most Righteous" stage dance at Carl "Polish Princes's" Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club...Please forgive me in advance....I'm in the process of purchasing....$150 MILLION....Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Global - Actual.
I look forward to seeing you next! Do you need any money?....
From....Your "Totally Righteous".....Totally Awesomely GOOD Looking, Handsome Hunk of man! ?....Will you merry me? $1,701
million CASH.....in the trunk of a yellow, 2014 Corvette....YOURS!

[cag]

Dear Daniel,

You love me, you just don't know it yet. I have a nice cozy basement with a cute little radiator where you will be changed and milked daily.

Take care, Daniel. I will always be watching you from my rape mobile.
I will try not to slit your fucking throat knowing I've always loved you and can't have you because you enjoy penises ducking and diving in and out of your faggot ass. I hope you fucking burn in hell you little faggot. I want to burn your dick hole shut so that you may never enjoy intimacy with anyone but me. Are you reading this lil queer bait piece of shit I'm going to tie your body to a barbed wire fence.
^__^

Best Regards,

Your obsessed, psychotic, schizophrenic stalker Cag